So you could go crazy, or I could go crazy, it’s true.
Sometimes life is insane, but crazy I know I can do.
'Cause crazy is perfect and fucked-up is perfect.
Perfect…
Perfect for you.

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

Ben Fankhauser singing Belief by Alexander Sage Oyen [x]

humansofnewyork:

"She was filled with regret before she died. She felt like she’d failed us as a mother tremendously."
"Did she say something to you about it?"
"She never said anything, so I don’t have any tangible proof that she had regrets. But she had a very bad substance abuse problem. And I know she always wanted to be a good mother. So I separate my mom from her disease. I always imagine that my mom and an alcoholic were living in the same body. And I know that my mom loved us. And that she hated the alcoholic."

‘There will be a time in my life where my hips don’t work, so I should really just soak this in.’

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

proposed plot for a freaky friday sequel

tupacabra:

two people switch bodies but one kills the other then attends their own funeral and watches their body get lowered into the ground and goes crazy and becomes a mass murderer and only kills on fridays. also they have to be played by lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis again.