hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

I swear to God I must have auditioned for Rent like 15 times. I would always get down to the end. And I would buy like the low-ride pants trying to be edgy and cool, but they knew, they could tell I just wasn’t… I tried so hard.

@Jon_Eidson: How do my mom and I enter to be on Dance Moms?

anotherfrozenheart:

lovin-elsanna:

moonstarsparkle:

My kiss

Anna: I see you have a white streak just like mine. I dreamed I was kissed by a troll.

Me: *mumbles* Well, I’m trying to get kissed by a princess, I’m still looking for the one.

Anna: (because I mumbled) So you want a kiss from a Prince or a Princess?

Me: *still mumbling* Princess.

Anna: I can help with that! Come here.

And there you have one of the most important moments in my life.

I don’t usually saturate people with pictures of my ugly face, but every person in this world needs to know what that amazing girl did for me.

Oh my goooood that is so cute